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TownHall’s Zero-Toxin Cafe features organic, lab-tested coffee, bulletproof and functional drinks, organic bone broths, smoothies, cold-pressed juices, and keto-friendly options. Built around clean ingredients and zero-toxin sourcing, our cafe offers a wellness-focused experience in Cleveland and Columbus without unnecessary additives or artificial ingredients.

CLEAN + STRUCTURED WATERS

reverse osmosis structured water

choice of sparkling or still

hydrogen water

add H₂ tabs to RO structured water to reduce oxidative stress at the cellular level

4

chlorophyll vitality

chlorophyll • RO water • ginger • lemon

8

mountain valley natural spring water

choice of sparkling or still

5

100% ORGANIC REFRESHMENTS

made fresh in-house

organic iced teas

iced black or mango.

4

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly

Flavors

iced black

mango

organic ginger turmeric lemonade

with stevia • Og added sugar.

4

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly

hibiscus limeade

hibiscus • cinnamon • allulose • lime juice • reverse osmosis water

5

keto lavender lemonade

butterfly pea tea • lavender • trace minerals • lemon • allulose

5

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly

spirulina reviver

blue spirulina • coconut water • lime

8

ORGANIC COLD PRESSED JUICES

this product has not been pasteurized and therefore may contain harmful bacteria that can cause serious illness in children, the elderly and persons with weakened immune systems.

basics

orange

4

grapefruit

4

pineapple

4

wheatgrass shot

hand-pressed wheatgrass

4

wellness shot

turmeric • ginger • lemon • cayenne

5

ORGANIC SMOOTHIES + SHAKES + BOWLS

vegan protein powder available upon request

matcha glow

organic ceremonial matcha • organic banana • irish sea moss • grass-fed vanilla protein • local, pasture raised milk • coconut glaze pitaya powder • spirulina • mct oil

11

Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

strawberry skin renewal

strawberries • bananas • coconut cream • honey • chia seeds • avocado • irish sea moss • creatine • dates • hyaluronic acid • pitaya powder • collagen creamer

13

Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

longevity

coconut • blueberries • banana • raw cashew butter • colostrum • creatine • cinnamon • vanilla bean • keto chocolate collagen • coconut cream

14

Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

being brigid 2.0

organic vanilla collagen • cucumber • mint • pineapple • green apple • perfect aminos greens • spinach • coconut cream • ginger • avocado • matcha organic raw cashew nut butter

12

Gluten free
Gluten free
Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

keto protein powerhouse 2.0

avocado • peanut butter • mct oil • collagen protein • bhb ketones • cacao • chia • hemp • bee pollen

12

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly
Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

house shakes

wildberry crumble

9

peanut butter-honey-graham

9

Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

classic shakes

chocolate

8

vanilla

8

strawberry

8

acai bowl

cacao • coconut • granola • mixed berry

10

Vegan Available
Vegan Available
Gluten free
Gluten free
Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

Add

peanut butter

0.75

almond butter

0.75

THE WORLD'S CLEANEST COFFEE

nature's adderall

nitrogen enriched cold brew on tap

5

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

drip coffee

lab-tested organic zero toxic coffee

4

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

double espresso

4

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

mocha

4.5

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

latte

4.75

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

iced keto vanilla protein latte

espresso • grass-fed protein • local, pasture-raised milk

8

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly

iced salted coconut caramel latte

unrefined coconut sugar • vanilla • hartzler’s milk

6

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

honeybun latte 2.0

honey • cinnamon • hartzler’s milk

6

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

iced coconut americano

espresso • coconut water

7

BULLET PROOF DRINKS

protein bulletproof coffee

grass-fed chocolate protein • mct oil • cinnamon • nutmeg • grass-fed butter

7

keto bulletproof

zero-toxin coffee mct oil • grass-fed butter

5

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

keto nootropic

mct oil • butter • coconut milk • mint • chocolate nootropic

6

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

keto nitro vanilla mint coffee

peppermint oil • vanilla allulose

6

Low Glycemic Index (GI)
Low Glycemic Index (GI)

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

golden turmeric

almond milk • mct oil • butter • cinnamon • honey

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly
Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

ORGANIC MATCHA + TEAS

matcha

organic ceremonial matcha

4.5

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

matcha latte

5

iced keto vanilla protein matcha

grass-fed protein • local, pasture-raised milk

8

Vegan Available
Vegan Available

iced blue coconut matcha

coconut water • blue spirulina

7

iced strawberry matcha latte

organic matcha • strawberry allulose • hartzler's milk

6

chai latte

organic chai • honey • hartzler’s milk

6

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

organic hot teas

various selections, just ask

4

Upgrades

ghee

1

cacao

1

monkfruit extract

1

ADD-INS

upgrades

keto coconut milk

1

JOI Oat Milk

1.50

Mooala Almond Milk

1.50

cold foam

1

organic cbd oil

calm focus | stress resilience

2

cacao

natural mood lift

1

ghee

gut support | healthy fats

1

maca

hormone balance | stamina

1

mct oil

clean energy | metabolism support

1

caffeine

mental focus | natural energy boost

1

kion colostrum

supports gut barrier integrity, immune signaling + nutrient uptake

2

equip prime protein

21 G chocolate or vanilla grass-fed beef protein for muscle repair + energy

4

vital proteins keto collagen creamer

10 G grass-fed collagen + healthy fats for energy, skin + recovery

3

perfect aminos greens

amino acids + super greens for muscle repair, cellular energy + detox

3

perfect keto chocolate keto nootropic

supports focus, mental clarity, energy + stress resilience

3

thorne creatine

boosts strength, power output + cellular energy

3

perfect keto base ketones

support clean energy, mental clarity, endurance + fat metabolism

3

orgain vegan protein powder

11 G supports muscle recovery, sustained energy + everyday strength

3

KETO KUSTARD SWIRL

keto kustard swirl

up to 20g protein • no refined sugars • organic milk • organic vanilla collagen • colostrum

keto buckeye

8

keto cheesecake

8

keto cookie dough

8

paleo chocolate chip cookie

8

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly
Gluten free
Gluten free
Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

keto buckeye bites

keto chocolate • almond + peanut butters • collagen • nootropic

3

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly
Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

keto energy bites (3 pcs)

blueberry • dark chocolate • green coffee extract • almond butter • lupin flakes • cream cheese

8

Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly
Contains Nuts
Contains Nuts

SEASONAL FAVORITES

BONE BROTHS

organic chicken bone broth

12 oz.

5

32 oz.

10

Gluten free
Gluten free
Paleo
Paleo
Keto Friendly
Keto Friendly

Add-ons

pasture-raised chicken

2

pork belly

2

miracle noodles

1

grass-fed beef

12 oz.

3.75

32 oz.

9.50

Add-ons

pasture-raised chicken

2

pork belly

2

miracle noodles

1
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